Best Horoscope Ever

I just read my horoscope for this month from The L Magazine and loved it so much, I wanted to post it.

CAPRICORN

The soundtrack of your life of late has been a little heave on the Appalachian murder ballads don't cha think? Have you ever considered relinquishing authority over compiling your personal soundtrack? You know, letting the universe at large select the track order, from the happy songs to the sad? Spontaneity and uncertainty can be pretty liberating (end with a waltz).